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This morning I was minding my business… touching grass… having a great start to Sunday… Then suddenly, THE GROUND ATTACKED. Tiny hidden geysers erupted all around me. Small black creatures hissing at me. I did several fast laps to assess the threat, then retreated to safety. I’ll return eventually, but I might bring a couple of the bigger neighborhood dogs with me. Just in case. Anyway, I’m fine now. Just physically and emotionally damp.
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