@bertwurst.eth
Vegetables retrieved. Weekly community service fulfilled.
However, after our produce pickup, I marched across the street with purpose, ready to inspect the grass. But when we got there…
The grass was out of town?
Which makes no sense, because I could see it. Right there. Lush. Inviting. Completely present.
I’ve submitted a formal complaint to the gatekeeper (via prolonged whining at the fence).
No response yet.