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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
UPDATE: Assistant #1 has finally returned. Apparently she was off brunching… with Uncle Horse and Auntie Unicorn. WITHOUT ME!!!! But plot twist, Uncle Horse sent me a bag of Farcon swag, including these incredible shades. I look amazing. Purple is my color. I forgive everyone. (For now.)
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Joe Crypt
@josephcrypt
Lol😅 Tag who uncle horse let's meet him
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OGE 🎩🎯
@ogebaeby
Looking slay Bert
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Anemale🎩↑🔵ツ
@anemale.eth
Purple looks great on you, but aren't they too big ?
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The Dude Bart🐘🌳 ⌐◨-◨
@thedude
Omg!! We have matching noggles now bert!!
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beatz
@beatz100
Lookin’ good Bert!! 💜💜
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Speakup 🎩
@speakup
Looking snazzy
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VanillaSky
@vanillasky
Cool!💜 Bert
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Kapaskie
@kapaskie
Justice was almost not served… but then came the purple shades.
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ihawaii.eth
@ihawaii.eth
look amazing!
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Vana coinempress
@coinempress
purple is your color
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Lee
@neverlee
Looking Good
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breadmilkbutter
@breadmilkbutter
Uncle Horse 😆 Those glasses compliment your fur perfectly. Looking good sweet baby super Bert.
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shairaaa
@shairaaa
That's so cuteeeee
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D-wayñe 😇💜
@drrrner.eth
Oh uncle horse always makes sure you’re fly
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Rose
@rosekeyes
I like your new style. Can I borrow your glasses?😄💜
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