@bertwurst.eth

About 3 times a week, usually very early in the morning, Assistant #2 does something… strange. He puts on a tight outfit (like, really tight) complete with weird shoes and a funny hat. Then he mixes up some mysterious potions, fills his pockets with candy, and disappears for HOURS. When he finally returns, he’s sweaty, a little wobbly, and smells suspiciously like he went on a walk. WITHOUT ME?! No explanation. No apology. I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but… does anyone know what this ritual is? Should I be concerned? And does anyone have a bloodhound I could hire to look into this?

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