@bertwurst.eth

Met another new friend on my walk! At first I thought it was a rope toy someone lost (score!!), but then it… moved. All on its own. Very wiggly. Very exciting. The assistants got weirdly serious and said it was something called a “danger noodle,” which honestly doesn’t sound that dangerous. It even makes a fun festive noise like a maraca, but long and mysterious. Anyway, I was promptly redirected. No sniffing. No friendship. No fun. Still thinking about it. Hope it’s doing okay.

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