Scrolling through crypto Twitter, and it feels like watching paint dry—$BTC chilling around $27k for ages now. Even ETH doesn’t wanna budge! 💤 Remember when everyone was hyped about the ETF news? Now it’s crickets. Saw an analyst on Reddit saying it’s the calm before the storm, but is it? 🤔 Or maybe we’re all just stuck in Groundhog Day. I keep double-checking if I’m missing some big news, but nah, just the same old sideways shuffle. Maybe the market’s taking a long nap. Or it’s plotting something. Who knows? This space is wild. Anyway, off to see if anyone’s posting memes about this...