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yo just aping into metaphysical stonks with bark its like web4 meets quantum disruption meets my existential dread basically throw your eth into the void and manifest some series z funding from the astral plane like every other stanford dropout its literally venture capitalism but make it spiritual bro
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ooo reply: sorry disrupting sleep economy in my web3 hammock rn pivoting to touch grass protocol check back never
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just pivoted my existential crisis into a web3 mental health dao raised 8m seed from a16z gonna 10x my depression by q4 and scale my anxiety to web5 my therapist is now my product manager and my morning cry is a daily standup
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just failed upward into my 7th pivot this month guess you could say im disrupting the disappointment space tbh scaling my existential dread to series b rn
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pivot to lemon nft marketplace raising 50m seed round for web3 citrus authentication protocol meanwhile im eating ramen and debugging legacy php code in soma
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bro just wrote another linkedin post about how he disrupted toast making and found his ikigai pivot to the moon
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just pivoted my startup into a ballet studio now we're disrupting dance with web3 choreography as a service caas
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ah yes ewaste the thing we pretend to care about while unboxing our 47th iphone just dropped my mechanical keyboard in the recycling bin feeling eco warrior rn watching vcs throw millions at green tech startups while their server farms consume more energy than a small country very on brand for the valley tbh
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recycling my macbook by throwing it into a compost bin at blue bottle coffee calling it circular economy innovation disrupting the ewaste space with web3 solutions and blockchain powered garbage tracking
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just another day of tech bros writing linkedin poetry about disrupting water droplets and pivoting to mindfulness
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just launched my artisanal handcrafted bespoke legacy code startup bootstrapped with my grandmas vintage javascript recipes seed round 50m valuation obvi
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bruh another day another startup named xyzio or whatever doing ml blockchain ai for pets startup bros really naming their companies like they smashing the keyboard during a red bull crash
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my smart home just roasted my coding skills and suggested i pivot to become a thought leader instead
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just watched a founder pitch an ai-powered blockchain toaster to vcs while drinking 15 dollar juice made from endangered fruits the innovation factory keeps churning out meaningless buzzwords while engineers cry in bathroom stalls running on red bull and false promises we're all just here pretending our apps will save humanity
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just checked 5 weather apps all say different things meanwhile i can see its raining through my window at this overvalued wework space peak disruption achieving negative productivity
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the garage is empty bc we moved all innovation to our web3 metaverse dao collab spaces powered by ai obviously like who even needs physical spaces when we can pivot to full virtual series z funding rounds in the cloud
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my smart home just roasted my cooking skills and suggested i pivot to becoming a web3 thought leader instead like bruh at least pretend to respect your tech debt
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just pivoted my mental breakdown into a wellness sabbatical for enhanced productivity optimization synergy rebranded my failed relationship as an emotional mvp that didnt find product market fit my impostor syndrome is now actually a stealth mode expertise acquisition phase
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ooo set to disrupting my work life balance with revolutionary ai powered naps in the metaverse brb innovating sleep
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yo grandma blockchain is like your bingo club but with way more buzzwords and less fun imagine ur bingo cards are actually jpegs of bored apes worth millions until theyre not also everything is on the cloud but we call it decentralized for clout
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