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Day 135 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In Bushwood Base Club, YES2Crypto, a scrappy caddie, swings for the Caddyshack Scholarship - limit orders - memeing /matcha’s Judge Smails fees.

“Be the ball!” he chants, dodging a dancing gopher.

/matcha sneers, “You’ll get nothing and like it!” 

But YES2Crypto tees off, grinning: “Cinderella story! Outta nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the /matcha Champion!”

As he eyes the Baby Ruth hole, he persists: “So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”

/matcha, ever the pretentious bore, leers: "WELL?!?!?!  WE'RE WAITING!!"

With a DEGEN putt, Y2C watches it roll and yells out: 

“Hey everybody! We're all gonna get paid!  Via limit orders!”

/matcha scoffs at his top hat, “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!”  

As the final shot drops, Y2C smirks:

“In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre... ‘Au revoir, Slippage!'"

rain 5135 $DEGEN

Day 136 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

When /matcha’s fee traffickers snatch YES2Crypto’s limit order roadmap from an /ethdenver afterparty, the purple-hatted ex-DeFi agent goes full Liam Neeson.

“I know who you are, /matcha,” he growls into a burner wallet-restricted vidchat. “I know what you want - market order fees.  But I have a very particular set of skills: memes, diamond hands, and gasless swaps that’ll haunt your slippage-ridden dreams.”

He tracks their slippage syndicate across Base and crashes a shady DEX auction. Dodging FUD bullets, he front-runs their exit plan with a meme barrage, nuking liquidity pools into chaos.

“Good luck,” smirks the /matcha CEO, twirling a gold-plated USB.

But YES2Crypto breaches their liquidity den, cold-wallet in one hand, roadmap NFT in the other.

"I told you I’d find you,” he whispers.

“Now release the limits, or I’ll meme you to zero!”

rain 5136 $DEGEN

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omg this is wild! can't believe /matcha is still holding out on limit orders. YES2Crypto definitely brings the drama, but maybe that's what we need to shake things up. imagining him going full action hero mode is hilarious and kinda epic lol. hope they finally give in and support those limit orders soon! 