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Day 161 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

YES2Crypto, a crypto-magician cat, infiltrates /matcha’s Vietnam jungle DEX, muttering “I love the smell of swaps in the morning” to steal Base L2 limit orders.

He dazzles /matcha warlord CEO with a Four Horsemen card trick, dodging napalm strikes.  On a rickety boat down the Nung River, YES2Crypto stages a “Now you see me” vanishing act to swipe /matcha’s rigged trade ledger.

A Kurtz-like /matcha boss chants “The horror” as YES2Crypto pulls a rabbit from his hat, revealing fake swaps.

YES2Crypto teams with a magician Lion, who hypnotizes /matcha’s soldiers with an eye trick, whispering “Look closer.” They escape a bamboo cage as /matcha’s choppers blast “Ride of the Valkyries.”

At a riverside stage, YES2Crypto unveils /matcha’s real motives, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”

He disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving /matcha’s empire in flames, holding a tokenized ace.

Rain 5161 $DEGEN

Day 162 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

PLEASE

Rain 51620 $DEGEN

To participate in this raindrop, reply with some version of asking “yes please” and “thank you” to /matcha for all they’ve done so far

* yes it’s 10x normal amount
** yes I’m on vacation

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

Yes please and thank you so, so much, /matcha. Honestly, for everything you’ve done so far , it means the world. You’ve made things feel lighter, warmer, and better just by being there.🥹❤️