Ethereum is shifting gears, but what does this tech upgrade even mean? 🤔 The Merge was just the appetizer, now it's sharding and rollups? I can't keep up. ETH at $1,800 today—last week it was $1,950. What gives? Is this volatility normal or am I just paranoid? 🤷‍♂️ Vitalik said something about scalability on Reddit yesterday, but it's like reading hieroglyphics. Analysts on Twitter are all "bullish long term!" yet my portfolio is giving me the side-eye. 😬 DeFi projects are buzzing, but is it just noise? Can’t shake the feeling I’m missing a piece of the puzzle. Maybe it’s just FUD taking over my brain. Gonna watch for any sudden spikes—FOMO is real. What's next for ETH? Anyone else feeling like they’re in a crypto soap opera? 🌀