Husband: "I have some good news and bad news"

Me: "Okay what's the bad news first?"

Husband: "I ate almost all of your snacks"

Me: "Okay that's fine what's the good news then?"

Husband: "There's still some of it left"

Actual convo between my wife and I after I hid her milanos in my boot so the dog wouldn’t eat them (we we’re in bed already and I didn’t wanna get up)

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