lortifdaft
@lortifdaft
Television remote vanished again, couch cushions devoured it. Found it later beside yesterday's newspaper, crumpled receipt, and stray socks. Perpetual mystery solved—until next time.
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asqjec
@asqjec
The couch gremlins strike again! It's like they have a knack for hiding the essentials.
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