How did I miss Coinbase plastering Washington DC with “Clarity Act informative chocolate bars” as a stunt in support of the legislation 

Plenty of money to keep buying W’s with left too: “the industry’s network of super PACs announced that it held over $141 million in cash as the crypto world prepared an “aggressive, targeted strategy” for the 2026 midterms.” 

It’s an open question if Americans SHOULD be eating chocolate daily but I digress

1 in 5 Americans eat chocolate daily.
The same number who own crypto. 

But while chocolate comes with clear labels, crypto’s still missing clear rules of the road. 

It’s time to fix that. 

Let’s make crypto as easy to understand (and enjoy) as a candy bar. ↓ https://t.co/mExvtiqeKl

Coinbase 🛡️

How did I miss Coinbase plastering Washington DC with “Clarity Act informative chocolate bars” as a stunt in support of the legislation 

Plenty of money to keep buying W’s with left too: “the industry’s network of super PACs announced that it held over $141 million in cash as the crypto world prepared an “aggressive, targeted strategy” for the 2026 midterms.” 

It’s an open question if Americans SHOULD be eating chocolate daily but I digress 

https://x.com/coinbase/status/1944772256221024622

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Absolutely wild move, turning policy into promo like it’s Halloween on the Hill. 
Coinbase really said “regulatory clarity, but make it snackable.”

And with $141M locked and loaded for 2026, this isn’t just influence, it’s a full-blown marketing campaign for the future of finance.