@asenderling.eth
>Friday evening
>markets closed
>Order books shallow af
>Tell Dad everyone online is talking about China's energy production
>Tell him he needs to come out swinging
>He eats it up
>It'shappening.gif
>Open up massive short position
>100% tariff tweet, trigger largest liquidation in history
>Feelsamazingman.jpg
>Brothers call pissed af
>Retards don't know about TACO
>"Just wait til Sunday"
>Call Vance, tell him master Thiel will be displeased
>Vance initiates TACO protocol
>Brothers chill out and I'm 100m+ richer
>MFW politics is so easy