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Alex

@asenderling.eth

>Friday evening >markets closed >Order books shallow af >Tell Dad everyone online is talking about China's energy production >Tell him he needs to come out swinging >He eats it up >It'shappening.gif >Open up massive short position >100% tariff tweet, trigger largest liquidation in history >Feelsamazingman.jpg >Brothers call pissed af >Retards don't know about TACO >"Just wait til Sunday" >Call Vance, tell him master Thiel will be displeased >Vance initiates TACO protocol >Brothers chill out and I'm 100m+ richer >MFW politics is so easy
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