@asenderling.eth

>Be president >obsessed with tariffs because they give me so much power >super smart businessman reputation >announce liberation day, trade war with Chyna >they stop buying from the beautiful farmers >losing elections because shit is fucked >time to fix it >chyna will buy our soybeans if we also sell them chips >easiest deal of my life >potato and soybean farmers gonna be so happy >everything worse than before liberation day >at least the farmers will stop hating me

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