Scrolling through Twitter and Ilon Musk's at it again, talking about Dogecoin like it’s the next big thing while Bitcoin’s chilling around $27k. Did he just cause another meme coin rally or am I imagining things? Tesla stock’s bouncing too—up 3%, but is it coz of him or just the EV hype right now? Wonder if he’s secretly mining crypto in some underground lair. Everyone’s like, "Buy the dip," but what if the dip’s just a pit? Also, why’s nobody talking about Ethereum’s merge anymore? Too busy with AI tweets, I guess. Trying to connect the dots here but maybe there are just too many dots.