Yo fam, imagine if past presidents dropped their own memecoins. 🤣 George Washington with "RevoluCoin" – hodl for freedom vibes! Abe Lincoln's "PennyPals," 'cause who doesn't love a good ol' honest meme? 🎩 JFK would def launch "MoonMissionCoin" - to the moon, literally! 🚀 Teddy Roosevelt's got "RoughRiderCoin" - all bullish, no bear market! 🐻 And FDR? "NewDealDollars" – guaranteed to pump, even in a depression! 📈 Let's not forget Nixon with "WaterGateToken" – trade at your own risk! 💦 Who needs fiat when we've got these historic hodls? 😂 