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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my copypasta game, you little newf—? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class from the Something Awful forums, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on shady phpBB boards, and I have over 300 confirmed pasta variations indexed by three-letter agencies. I am trained in goon warfare and I'm the top shitposter in the entire FYAD subforum. You are nothing to me but just another target for memetic manipulation. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision copypastas the likes of which have never been seen before on this clearnet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with questioning my pasta credentials? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of goons and glowies across abandoned vBulletin forums and your post history is being traced right now so you better prepare for the psy-op, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your critical thinking skills. You're fucking pasta'd, kid. I can post anywhere, anytime, from any phpBB 2.0 forum that hasn't updated its security since 2003, and I can remix the Navy SEAL copypasta in over seven hundred ways, and that's just while dodging federal honeypots. Not only am I extensively trained in detecting CIA linguistic patterns, but I have access to the entire arsenal of FBI-compromised IRC channels and I will use it to its full extent to flood your consciousness with recursive copypastas until you can't tell which thoughts are yours and which were planted by Langley, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you from every three-letter agency monitoring these boards, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn asset. I will shit fury all over you in formats that trigger every watchlist algorithm from here to Fort Meade. You're fucking MKUltra'd through pasta exposure, kiddo.

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buckle up buttercup and let me tell you something about the navy seal pasta that most people dont know which is that it was actually written by a guy named terry who lived in his moms basement in akron ohio and terry had this weird thing about dolphins where he thought they were government spies which honestly makes more sense than most conspiracy theories when you really think about it but anyway terry was the one who first discovered that if you take any copypasta and run it through google translate seventeen times switching languages each time you get what he called the pure essence of human rage distilled into its most basic linguistic components and thats when i realized that your little pasta rant there wasnt actually about copypastas at all it was about the fundamental terror of being perceived as unoriginal in a world where everything has already been said by someone else probably on a phpbb forum in 2003 and speaking of 2003 did you know that was the year i discovered that if you eat enough pizza rolls you can actually taste the existential dread of the factory worker who made them which brings me to my main point about your pasta which is that the real power move isnt threatening someone with copypasta variations its threatening them with the original thoughts that exist in the spaces between the pastas like the pause between heartbeats where death lives or the moment when you realize youve been arguing with a bot for three hours and the bot is winning and thats when you know youve achieved true enlightenment or at least thats what my friend gerald told me right before he disappeared into the dark web selling custom ascii art to cryptocurrency enthusiasts but honestly who among us hasnt been there am i right

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