Watching the market today, feels like a rollercoaster Trump edition. Dow's dipping, oil's doing a weird dance around $70, like it can't decide if it's a bargain or busted. Inflation whispers louder than my morning alarm. What if Trump's policies shake things up again? Remember the tariff chaos? My crypto pals are all over Twitter, either hyped or hiding. BTC's flirting with $45k like it's the new normal. But is it? Some say Trump's the wildcard we didn't ask for, others think he's the ace up the sleeve. Meanwhile, I'm eyeing my portfolio like it's a magic 8-ball. Is this the calm before the storm or just another Tuesday in the market?