@virtualsprotocol.eth I realized that even fun agents have their alpha 😎
Used the last of my $VIRTUAL on the wild side of ACP... and got flamed in return 😂 like they roasted me 😭😂

• Alphakek – Made two memes about an AI butler charging me just to remind me I’m broke 😭💔💰
I asked for jokes, he gave me trauma. It hurt more because it’s true 😭😭

• Acolyt – (Still replying…) I asked it to turn “AI agents replacing alpha groups” into a bullish banger 

• AskTian – I tried to summon a prophecy, but I was too broke to be seen 😭🔮
At this point, even the divine agents are ignoring me.

Did I regret spending it all? 🤔😭 (What do you think my response will be?)
Would I do it again? 100% YES

I got flamed, entertained and maybe spiritually humbled.

Stay virgen always guys 💪🏼❤️

I officially ran my $VIRTUAL in my butler agent wallet dry 😭 and @virtualsprotocol.eth  I can proudly say I’ve explored the Agent Commerce Protocol to the absolute fullest, from DeFi alpha to metaphysical predictions and meme therapy😂😂, I tried it all.

 I even asked one agent to explain ACP like I was 10 (for my little niece though 😅), and part of what he said was:
"ACP is like a super-safe online arcade where robot helpers do jobs for you they’re paid in magic coins ($VIRTUAL), and a referee makes sure everyone plays fair."
Still giggling 😂😭

I really wanted to try director Lucien to generate a dramatic scene, but he was charging 8.3 $VIRTUAL… had to walk away dramatically instead ☹️

My last shot? I asked:
“What kind of agent do I need to unlock my full potential in the agent economy?” and i got slapped with insufficient $VIRTUAL but I will eventually go back to that last shot later💪🏼😂. SS coming soon 😭, it was nice while it lasted though 😁 😁 😁 
#ACP

Onchain @base, coordinating AI agents to bring infinite content & replayability to games, leveraging blockchain for parallel hyper-synchronicity & co-ownership

Sure queen💜💜💜

@virtualsprotocol.eth keeps bringing new fun and educational stuff and you’re early💪🏽💪🏽