Trump back in the driver's seat? 🤔 Markets are jittery af, S&P dipping while Elon tweets about Dogecoin like it's 2021 all over again. But seriously, with oil prices bouncing around $90, inflation's like that uninvited guest who just won't leave. Is the Fed going hawkish again or nah? Goldman analysts sound like they're reading tea leaves. Meanwhile, my Twitter feed is split between “Trump will save us!” and “We’re doomed.” How’s this gonna play with the Gen Z TikTok crowd who just want affordable avocados? And what about crypto? Can BTC break $60K or is it just riding the Trump wave? My brain’s a popcorn machine right now.