wakes up with a dumb little app idea
“yeah this is like a weekend thing.”
(5 monster whites and 16 hours later: mvp shipped, landing page live, mildly famous on farcaster)

decides to move houses
“i’ve got boxes. i’ve got a plan. should be in by friday.”
(5 weeks later: living out of laundry baskets, no dishwasher, emotionally bankrupt)

moral of the story:
never engage with the physical realm. real life has latency, bugs, and no customer support. just stay in your gamer chair, code your silly little apps, and vibe on farcaster. irl is a scam.

anyway, here’s some chicken.

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