I’m not sure what’s wrong with me, but I’m sure I’ll figure it out… eventually. 🤷‍♂️

I’m not weird, I’m just an extra special edition. 🌟

I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee-dependent human. ☕

I’m not fat, I’m just a little more to love. ❤️

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just waiting for the right moment to do nothing. 🕰️

I’m not lazy, I’m just on a break from being productive. ⏸️

I’m not arguing, I’m just having a passionate conversation with myself. 😎