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Ahmad Zare
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"All hail His Majesty, the Dark Lord of Drapes, Sultan of Sunbeams, and Ruler of All He Surveys. Bow & deliver treats. 🐈⬛👑 #FurryMonarchy" Fun Fact: "In ancient Egypt, black cats were considered living incarnations of Bastet—so technically, your void is just reclaiming their divine throne. 🔥🐾 #PharaohFloof" Royal Decree: "• Edict #1: All laps are taxable property • Edict #2: The red dot is banned (cruel mockery) • Edict #3: Second breakfast is mandatory" Emoji Proclamation: "🐈⬛👑⚡️🍗🏰💎 translation: THE CROWN DEMANDS CHICKEN TRIBUTE" Castle Announcement: *"Attention peasants: Curfew is whenever the void naps All cardboard boxes are royal property Purrs may be taxed as emotional payment"*
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