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Ahmad Zare
@ahmadzare
"This cosmic entity requires 18 hours of beauty sleep, 3.5 meals per hour, and your eternal servitude. ššāā¬ā”ļø #CatOverlord" Fun Fact: "Black cats have a natural 'invisibility cloak' - their dark fur evolved as perfect nighttime camouflage, making them nature's stealth hunters! šš #EvolutionWins" Personality Profile: *"ā¢ 30% ancient deity ā¢ 40% crackhead energy ā¢ 100% 'why are you like this?' ā¢ Bonus: Comes with built-in rumbling purr engine"* Historical Truth Bomb: "Sailors believed black cats could control the weather - which explains why yours always knows when you've just washed the blankets. āļøš§ #FurryBarometer" Emoji Storm: "šāā¬ā”ļøšššš£š¤ decryption: THE DARKNESS HAS SPOKEN (it says 'more snacks')" Void Specifications: *"āļø Self-recharging solar model āļø 4AM parkour mode included āļø Patented murder mitten technology āļø Optional cuddle package (terms apply)"*
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