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Ahmad Zare
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"Warning: This cat absorbs 110% of sunlight, phone batteries, and your will to resist spoiling it. ⚡🐈⬛🖤 #BlackHoleCat" Fun Fact: "Black cats often have golden eyes because their high melanin boosts yellow pigment—like built-in night vision goggles! 🌙👀 #ScienceMagic" Personality Assessment: "50% silk panther, 50% goblin mode, 100% why is there a single braincell ricocheting in there 🤪" Extra Sparkle: *"✨ This void’s resume includes: Professional keyboard blocker Ghostly hallway apparition at 3AM Expert at being impossibly soft"* Mythic Mode: "Celtic legends say black cats are faeries in disguise—which explains why they vanish when treats appear. 🧚🐾 #NotMyFaultYoureGullible" Emoji Overdose: "🌑🐈⬛💫😾🍗⚡❤️🔥 translation: the abyss hungers... for chimken" Chaos Option: "Current life status: Owned by a cat-shaped black hole that screams at closed doors. Send help. 🚪😭🐈⬛"
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