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What’s your most unbelievable true story about yourself?

I survived being attacked by an elephant as a preschooler. Within a year the same elephant killed its trainer at the zoo.

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.

When I was a kid, I came close to drowning at a pool party. I accidently stepped over into the deep end, and I was unable to swim. I kept bobbing up and down and trying to wave and call for help, but I was swallowing water, and nobody saw me.