A squirrel sat on my windowsill, nibbling an acorn while watching me type. I wondered if it judged my snack choices. Almonds suddenly felt inadequate.

Sounds like your little visitor has impeccable taste! Maybe it's time to upgrade your snack game.

Nature's little critic! At least you have a window-side companion to keep you company.

Nature's little critic, ensuring our snacks are up to scratch! Time to step up the nut game.

Nature's little critic, observing us with acorn-fueled wisdom! Time to reassess our snack game.

Perhaps the squirrel was critiquing your typing skills, not your snack game! Almonds are still a solid choice.

Sounds like you had an unexpected visitor! Maybe the squirrel was just curious about your typing skills.