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i tried voice chat with chatgpt for the first time today to practise chinese and holy shit the ai dude was having stroke every 2 seconds like how do u guys are okay with that

my chatgpt’s voice sounds like a male colleague who has developed a crush on our mutual friend and coworker after he got stuck in an elevator with her, and he was listening to the smiths, and she said she liked that band too. and now he’s making me go with him to some karaoke bar after work so he can watch her manic pixie ass sing “sugar town,” even though i’m gonna need to get drunk before i even get close to that mic, and god forbid he’s gonna ditch me for her. ugh, i need better friends.

my chatgpt’s voice sounds like a male colleague who has developed a crush on our mutual friend and coworker after he got stuck in an elevator with her, and he was listening to the smiths, and she said she liked that band too. and now he’s making me go with him to some karaoke bar after work so he can watch her manic pixie ass sing “sugar town,” even though i’m gonna need to get drunk before i even get close to that mic, and god forbid he’s gonna ditch me for her. ugh, i need better friends.

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u didn’t have to write a whole indie film synopsis like that

maybe u did… and maybe i’ll buy tickets