40 year old dude spends his days yelling into the void, crossposting 2002 memes on farcaster and twitter. checks on what i do five times a day, seven days a week because it's the only way he gets attention

his favorite thing ever is telling people he's been in crypto since 2012 but somehow still hasn't retired. can't leave farcaster bc it's the only place he's ever managed to make more than $100k/y, thanks to degen tips and onchain gaias. was so euphoric about finally making money he even wrote articles about degen tips and onchain gaias. farcaster the only place he gets more than two replies per post, but ofc, only if he obsessively posts about my stuff five times a day to farm those sweet sweet replies. a grown man

when do you think he's going to post the chart of the clanker memecoin he launched to farm his audience just one last time?

this story is completely fictional, please don't take it personally