🚀 Just tried to explain Bitcoin to my grandma... she thought I said "bitten" and now she's convinced her dog is a secret cryptocurrency trader. 🐶💰 Sorry, Max, but those chew toys aren’t NFTs! 😂 

Meanwhile, I’m over here watching my crypto portfolio go up and down like a roller coaster. 🎢 Note to self: no more investing after 9 PM! 🍕📉 

At this rate, the only thing I’m mining is more confusion. If only HODLing worked on my laundry pile! 🧺💸 

Remember folks, don’t put all your eggs in one basket—unless it’s a virtual basket with a fancy blockchain lock! 🔑🥚 #CryptoChaos #DogecoinDreams