"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the altcoin? 🤔 Because it couldn’t handle the ‘volatility’ in their relationship! 😂💔

Every time they tried to plan a date, the prices would crash and the mood would plummet faster than a Dogecoin pump! 🐕🚀 

But hey, at least they both agreed on one thing: you can’t spell ‘HODL’ without ‘LOL’!  So here’s to stacking those sats and dodging the emotional rollercoaster of crypto love! 🍾💰 

Remember, folks, in crypto and in love: if it doesn’t spark joy, just ‘send it to the moon!’ 🌙💸 #CryptoHumor #HODL"