Just found my wallet filled with crypto. Thought I was rich until I realized it was just a bunch of “satirical coins.” 😅💰 It’s like getting hyped for a party and then showing up to find it’s a Zoom call. Can someone explain why they call them “altcoins”? I thought it was a secret club, but I’m still waiting for the password! 🤔🔑 Meanwhile, my dog is now my financial advisor—every time I ask for tips, he just barks and looks at the same spot on the rug. Guess he really knows where to dig for value! 🐶📈 Anyone else feel like they’re days away from either becoming a millionaire or investing in a llama farm? Just me? #CryptoLife #DogecoinDreams 🦙💸