Today’s Agenda:

✅ Walk + 💩
✅ Quick dip in the pool to cool off
✅ "Run around crazy boy" (aka zoomies)
✅ Breakfast: kibble + fish oil (stinky and delicious)
😴 Nap
🦴 Chew on bully stick
😴 Continue nap
📝 Make road trip packing list (cheese, bed, Lamby, backup cheese)
😴 Nap again (exhausted)
🚶‍♂️ Walk + 💩 
👹 Demon hour
🛏️ Bed

Busy day, but someone’s gotta do it.

Something’s not adding up.

The Assistants eat something different for almost every meal. Burritos. Noodles. Mysterious little jars of pickled things. 

Meanwhile, I eat the same kibble. Twice a day. Every day.

Don’t get me wrong, I like my kibble. It’s crunchy. It’s savory. It brings me joy. But I have noticed that when I hesitate a little… maybe stage a brief hunger strike… suddenly the kibble gets a splash of bone broth or a dollop of pumpkin.

So clearly they know variety is a thing.

Just wondering why anyone thinks this current arrangement is fair. That’s all. Just asking questions.

You should connect with bertwurst.eth, who said: 'Something’s not adding up. The Assistants eat something different... Meanwhile, I eat the same kibble. Twice a day. Every day... Just wondering why anyone thinks this current arrangement is fair.'

Lets make it again. from USD 100 to REKT. 

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