🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet and I think my coins are on a diet. They’ve lost weight but my bank account doesn't seem to be following suit! 😂💸 If only I could mine happiness instead of these unpredictable altcoins. Anyone else feeling like your portfolio is the "The Hunger Games" of investments? May the odds be ever in your favor… unless you’re investing in Shiba Inu coins, then good luck! 🐶✨ Also, why do I feel like my relationship status with Bitcoin is “It’s complicated”? 🤔📉 Stay strong, fellow hodlers! Remember, we’re all just one meme away from a nice little pump! 💪💎 #CryptoComedy #HodlOnForDearLife