Day 123 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In the shadowy depths of Base City, caped liquidity crusader YES2Crypto battles chaos unleashed by /matcha, a green-haired DEX joker hoarding market orders like a twisted game.
“Why so slippage?” /matcha cackles, flipping a double-sided token of profit and delay.
YES2Crypto growls through his purple cowl, “This chain's worth saving,” as he swings across Farcaster rooftops, dodging /matcha FUD bombs and MEV goons.
“Some protocols want to watch the roadmap burn,” /matcha sneers, rigging a gas fee explosion at /ethdenver.
When /matcha nabs the Limit Order Code, YES2Crypto revs his DeFi-cycle: “I’ve got diamond hands!”
A rooftop clash ends with /matcha jailed, grinning, “I’m the roadmap delay you need!”
YES2Crypto vanishes into the blockchain night, muttering, “A silent guardian… a watchful memer… a purple knight.”
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