I am the first straight white male alpha Farcaster pro to have their NC broker license 

Nipples are erect - time to party

CEOs can’t hug their employees from the back anymore wtf we used to be a country

SAHM of 2 boys 💙🩵
Wife to the one and only @chasesommer.eth 💍
/holistic-living

Had a special needs man tickle my feet today

True story ask @madisonsommer

The teacher I hate was getting pissed at people in the class because they mute her (Zoom class)

She was threatening the people who mute that they’ll never pass the class 

Took everything within me to not tell her they cannot hear your threats… because they have you muted lol

AI is a fantastic Bible study my tool 

You can give vague emotions or circumstances and it will respond with applicable verses/passages

We are in the future bois

my favorite types of teachers are the ones who get mad at the class for not understanding 

definitely not because you're bad at teaching

yes, it's everyone else's fault

You ever forget you’re in public and say something politically incorrect and then blame it on your son with special needs?

@madisonsommer let me use the card today to buy myself a treat!

It’s my reward for being a good boy this week

Thank you mommy!

My money don’t jiggle jiggle - it folds

Donate to @chasesommer's crowdfund "Help me prove to my wife I’m not a beta"

Realtor in Raleigh, NC

https://www.instagram.com/chasesommer_realtor/

Everyone blast @chasesommer so he will answer my message even though I'm just in the other room

lets play farcaster hide and seek

I'm already in my spot - first one to find me gets useless $GORDY

raleigh

Farcaster

I actually only know two people on here who are in my area and I'm married to one of them

SOOO

if you're in the Raleigh, North Carolina area would you like to do some sort of farcaster meet up? Children welcome, super chill, chat about real life and maybe crypto? I say maybe crypto because I actually don't know anything about it 🙃

We are starting Raleigh, NC area farcaster meetup