hot day, sun shade is down. do you see her baby? there are two 🕊️

father, meditator and (freelance miniapp builder and consultant and memecoin mercenaire). this month working for $runner

Christopher Hitchens, Daniel Dennett, and Marcus Aurelius.

people here love and admire peter thiel; the founders, innumerable devs. 

remember: core farcaster are tech-right, neo-reactionary thiel/ musk fanbois who want whatever network state puts them in power 🤫

I’d like to preemptively thank the Senate, Jesus, new Jesus, and Emperor Agent Orange for my unnecessary and unwanted tax cut.

Sorry to the poors;  your defunded health care, clean energy, environmental safeguards, essential infrastructure, and public education will pay for my privacy fence, modern medicine, and private school.

You should have voted 🎻

wearing low riders
fighting in the sand
shitposting on digg
what year is it again

I am (become) peace (destroyer of worlds).

✅ milksteak
✅ magnets
✅ ghouls
❎ knees

politics

This Is law enforcement now in the United States….

Imagine seeing dudes like this grab your family member. How are any of us supposed to know they arent a threat? 

If dudes like this tried to grab my mom, I would assume it was a threat and respond accordingly. I’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

protardio

A 10K collection isn't going to mint out nearly as quickly as a 3333 one but we're going for it anyways for a couple reasons:

1. One for each pro user (not necessarily to be claimed or minted by a pro user, just repping them)

2. Farcaster culture is so rich, we have more than enough traits to go round, we aren't even done gathering traits from past and present FC culture. cc: @boysclub @wake 

3. We're greedy AF.

protardio.

Native

There is a BIG fact about Dots that isn't public yet.

It's not in the /nativefun memo.txt.

It's not on Twitter or Farcaster or YouTube. 

I haven't talked about it publicly.

And I can't wait to share with you all.

empty seats, squeaky wheels, and a listless crowd that left early, bored

a distracted empire in decline, ignoring the revolution that won’t be televised to relive high school glory

low energy and sad

they lied to you 🇺🇸

admit you were lied to and we can all go home together 🇺🇸

crypto is the future. now you can get paid shitcoins for betraying your neighbor to ICE. how much would snitching on anne frank getcha? if you share a vapid post about community and family values afterwards, do you get a multiplier? do former or current border patrol get an insider allocation? what’s your proudboy referral code? 

what I’m saying is: betray your country /onchain/ plz. make it easy 🤭

hitchens is my answer to moldbug.
cleansing. fortifying. and correct.

The Haberdashery

Degen

The Degen app v1 is coming — a clean, lightweight Farcaster client focused on channels. Think Reddit-style convos. No messaging, no frames, no bloat. Just a solid base to build from.

You’ll get an embedded wallet and tipping from your own funds — no more tip allowances or farming mechanics. This isn’t a faucet. It’s a product for real discussion.

Think: less is more. A solid, simple foundation we can build from. The UI is clean, onboarding is smooth, and the feed feels great for real conversations. No gimmicks, no farming — just a focused space for Degens.

We’re not trying to poach users — we want to bring new people into Farcaster with our flavor. Some will love it, some won’t. That’s fine.

It’ll be cool. I’m hyped. Thanks for building this with us.

gn Degens 🛌

worth remembering: there is also a dao - The Haberdashery - with half a million bucks in its war chest, waiting for the right moment, the right prop.

the right hat 🎩 🌹

/degendao

true: I moved to baltimore /because/ of the riots 🤗