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weird shit happened to me recently... i was in this girl's apartment last week and saw my old gustav klimt painting "Danae" on her wall. 1/
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caring about y’all vs caring about me
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you guys are not thinking differently enough. my friend is on a “companionship app” spending 25 cents per message to talk to girls in prison. why can’t this be for crypto incels?
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my dog is being tormented by a lawless cat here she is trying to dominate his food bowls.
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just fucked around with HyperEVM / Hyperliquid feel like one of the cool kids now holding $HYPE
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i feel kinda gay without the purple check
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got lit but still dragged my ass to the gym progress 🫦
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bro if Forrest Gump had come out this year, he definitely would’ve played pickleball
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i wish there was an app that recorded how many times you write a post and don’t hit send not drafts, but the ones you type up, pause, then delete i know it’s easier to just say “post everything, who cares” but i’m genuinely curious the ratio of posts that get written and discarded vs posts that live
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whatever happened to woman crush wednesday
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shroomies
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ya girl is working at WorldPride this year… hope i meet doechii 😮‍💨
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wisdom from the creative act by rick rubin
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i’m not ready to go Pro 💅
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bringing the gay to @zora everytime i post a coin https://zora.co/coin/base:0xfd46fbdb941db6a54a8fb5812bd7e201ad1ec8b9?referrer=0xacd2461d27e4446903f271aa57dd5983aceb43ae
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cooking...
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copped a limited edition supreme ralph steadman piece this weekend. signature on the back goes hard
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energy feels lighter around DC… locals are starting to enjoy life again rebirth of a city happening right before my eyes
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