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Doing things that don’t scale is fun until you’ve scaled and you don’t have the process to handle it.
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First diy project was my son’s room and the start of my home owner arc
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https://open.spotify.com/track/1MJcqxNYsGRWK5etxzCboD?si=1oFN3AF1SmO2zMiroS3BPA&context=spotify%3Asearch
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“The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” is hella good
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> “Hey can you bring me a beer from the cooler?” < “here you go” > “thanks son”
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I’m safe from phishing scams because I dont read my emails or text messages
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If you can't fud your own bags, you're ngmi
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Mobile application that removes a fog of war of places you've explored. It would be cool to have a heat map of time spent in different locations.
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I walked into an insane stand off. The space between the two was small but absolute. Their eyes did all the talking so I just snapped a pic and got out of there. (Yeah I know I need to deadhead that bush but I don’t have clippers)
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Eat 3 chocolate bars and get 10 calories for free???
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Zoomers dress like shit. The y2k + sifting through the thrift shop garbage ain’t it
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Any advice for a parent going from 1 to 2? We’ll have a 2.5 y/o boy when baby girl is born.
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I heard she drinks blood
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Trader Joe’s on a Sunday? Pray for my wife
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The body is not the mind. If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.
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there are riches in niches
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If you leave a voicemail asking me to call you back at "my earliest convenience" you're going to be waiting a long fucking time. You want a response? Try a threat
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I've become disillusioned, caffeine appears to be a required part of the execution stack
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all my homies hate zoom
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I'm back from my social media break so @androidsixteen.eth can teach me to kick my caffeine addiction
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