I sincerely hope nobody finds a more badass Cuck chair than the one in my CHI town hotel. this fucker is prob made from like a dozen python. So rad. perfect for thy cuck

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Another travel hack…In my quest to avoid the United Clubs in Washington-Dulles, I’m discovering a bunch of other clubs I apparently have access to. The Etihad Lounge is very nice with buffet and made to order food menu. You can get access with Chase Sapphire Reserve card or Prioroty Pass.

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Travel hack. If you’re traveling from/to/through DC (Dulles) you can access the Turkish Airlines lounge if you have United Club access. It’s small but much nicer than the United Clubs here. They are all depressing dungeons, worst ones in the network.

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I’d like to speak to the airplane manager, they forgot to upgrade me… I’d also like to speak to the bitcoin manager, price went wrong way and now can’t pay for my own upgrades.

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Next 2.5 weeks… Home>IAD>TPA>Home>IAD>BOS>EWR>TPA>ORD>Home>IAD>ROC>CLT>DAB> JAX>ORD>Home Lmao 😅

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Next 10 days…. Home>DIA>SNA>ORD>TPA>IAH>Home>ORD>SNA>DIA>Home 😅

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Me when I don’t get upgraded, but still want a lie flat seat. https://youtu.be/SrvobBVRiJg?si=ruRc76wm2e5fpHYT

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Again, Starlink on United is a game changer. I decided to actually test it. If you’re someone who lives in a non hub, and need to remain productive (or monitor your @bracky bets and shitcoin trades) while in the air, then this is enough of a reason to choose the airline over others.

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Free Starlink on United is quite simply the best WiFi experience I’ve ever had on an airplane. This is a huge quality of life improvement.

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Day keeps getting better! Upgraded at the JW Marriott Tampa. Wrap around suite with floor to ceiling windows on 4 sides.

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-Upgraded to 1st -Bracky ATH -Heading to Florida for some Friday Night Lights 🏈 Good day so far.

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I’m digging the new self service snackage on United’s regional jets. Unlimited stroopwafels and cheese trays.

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The real benefit of free upgrades is full sized stroopwafels instead of the mini ones.

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Another free “Presidential Suite” upgrade at what is probably my favorite suburban hotel. The Carmichael in Carmel, an Autograph hotel by Marriott. Seems like I’m getting many more upgrades with both Marriott and United this year. Perhaps it’s the ever increasing targets for top level status.

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