Good Ol' Creed Bratton before he got kicked out of the band for being too wasted to perform, too often... Before he became the Dunder Mifflin Quality Assurance guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKvxZyM5QdA @janicka @aaronv.eth

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gm, corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture…💀

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ngl my friends need to step up their game after seeing this 😂 best birthday card ever?

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just the head of a monkey with the antlers of a reindeer. With the body of a… porcupine.

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In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

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gm, happy tuesday

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“The fire is shooting at us!” My favorite cold open

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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.

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natch

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The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors. They... were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they'd come down, and they'd suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt! cc: @push-

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gm fam!

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A Candle Business Opportunity you say?

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