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inside your mum β€” snail.wtf
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@snail

i'll check back in six months, be easy snails.
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@snail

i just finished one month of the snail tier concoction: β€’ 6000 mg of oil of oregano + black seed oil β€’ 800 mg of ksm-66 ashwagandha β€’ 400 mg of raw beet root powder β€’ 400 mg of l-theanine after taking this daily, i can tell you that this paired with a daily workout + running 2 miles per day has made me feel like a machine. my energy is up, my mind is clear, and i run through my girlfriend with ease multiple times a day. if you enjoy pushing yourself and watching your body become shredded, this is the way.
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@snail

successfully scaled my VA network to twelve indians, six filipinas, and two nigerians...i will never do a lick of work ever again. i answer emails, i approve payroll, i sip virgin cocktails in paraguay, labuan, and bimini. don't ever run your mouth to someone you don't know, they'll end up flexing on your entire bloodline. bitch ass peasant.
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@snail

strapped up with heavy metal, sip lean talk to the devil. never go against the ghetto, new bitch, new car, there's levels. i piss codeine on business. real ice makes a bad bitch listen. high yellow canary yellow.
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@snail

thank you for your contribution to my bank account. please don't forget to tip your snail.
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@snail

this is tough, snail.
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@snail

imagine paying $120 for a check mark...brother, you're still poor and get no pussy.
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@snail

this strategy stays undefeated.
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@snail

the truth is like a lion, you don't have to defend it. set it free and it'll defend itself.
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@snail

awareness without action is just another form of self-deception.
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i do not apologize for offending anyone. my opinions are my own, you're free to mute, block, and unfollow. ty for helping me remove my spam tag though. snail.
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@snail

wait until your "new user" boost evaporates, you'll churn within a week. next.
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@snail

i churned; so fucking what bitches.
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@snail

called it.
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@snail

wait until your "new user" boost evaporates, you'll churn within a week. next.
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