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if you’re into having one bird in hand pivot to getting your hands on the two in the bush
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imagine *not* having a massive internal locus of control and taking responsibility for literally everything couldn’t be me everything is a skill issue everything is a personal challenge from the universe to level up
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> small, older woman on the phone in the airport > “okay, i have to run, i’m going to go pick up a salad before we board” > takes out the massive burrito she already had in her bag > mfw when she finishes eating the whole thing
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touched some grass or whatever this stuff is
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as soon as daylight savings hits i’m gonna be coming out of my cage and doing soooo fine
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good news and bad news nobody is coming to save you
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if you’re into adderall pivot to weed (i pivoted away from both but at least do the first one) https://x.com/freemrktcptlst/status/2025553129672999281?s=46&t=mRzgDjE3wMTCSX521XDYUA
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gm to the money folders sipping folgers only
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woke up with this stuck in my head probably nothing https://open.spotify.com/track/4BP3uh0hFLFRb5cjsgLqDh?si=8Q8MAP3nQRa_gEbpoxQO2w
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today is the last day in the year of the snake shed whatever will not suit you in this next year of rapid change it’s time to clock in at the locked in factory
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do you believe in rock and roll? can music save your mortal soul?
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sooner or later you will realize as i did there’s a difference between knowing the path and walking the path
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the computa meme is soooo funny to me it’s the hyper localized to nyc version of “claude, do X and make no mistakes” YOU’VE BEEN PROGRAMMED
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as an ex weed and ex adderall man it brings me no pleasure to confirm the validity of this take https://x.com/autismcapital/status/2021286761612419309?s=46&t=mRzgDjE3wMTCSX521XDYUA
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thinking about making vim a more central part of my personality i’m talking like insufferably central like if you’re not navigating all text areas with hjkl and most importantly, f what is there to even say to each other?
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