@0xwzd.eth
How to earn from Pump.fun nowadays?
Step 1: Be a lady, if not, line up for reincarnation.
Step 2: Be hot, if not, cry louder so the whales hear you. Show some skin too.
Step 3: Lure the lustful, the sadbois, the dirty old men, and the bored whale crypto enthusiasts.
Step 4: Inform everyone that you will launch a token, especially those mentioned in Step 3.
Step 5: Launch a token, pray to RNGesus, and enjoy your 15 minutes of liquidity.