sometimes i mouth breathe. i think it's efficient

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tbh I'm not versed in pop culture.. just here for fun

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As a non-native speaker I always read 3rd like "turd," pretending like I can't say it properly and secretly giggle to myself.

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I opened this unsolicited email & read every word

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_ How was your week!? My therapist asked! _ pretty good! I locked myself in a hotel room in a new country for the whole week! 3 bottles of wine, a bottle a tequila, a bottle of whiskey, a bottle of vodka and a bottle of bourbon! And lots of beer! And the view was good! _ you okay D?! _ idk! you are the professional!

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Life has been quite tough and I haven't had much energy to post or be present on social media.

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"less is more" accept or live unhappy, up to you 🫵

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I feel stupid. I was drinking at the Beatles bar and for a moment, I actually thought she posted that for me, and I embarrassed myself by messaging her from an alt account because I was worried. She ended up blocking me again. And then I’m thinking! If it was not for me? no honeymoon phase? How did every single word of her post feel like it was meant for me? That’s what really messes with my head. I just don’t get it! how can she connect with someone else so quickly, and at the same time be distant enough to post something like that? It honestly doesn’t make sense.

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There's that type of people

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Press conference in 30 mins? No problem

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sometimes i feel like Chidi Anagonye 🫠🫶🏻💕

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I put roughly 290 hours into Train Simulator 2020 during the pandemic. I could realistically operate an MTA subway line if there was an emergency.

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i have mastered the art of the breakfast egg wrap

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I’d like to formally apologize on behalf of my brain for all the unnecessary overthinking to my sensitive stomach And on behalf of my sensitive stomach, sorry to the rest of my body for keeping everyone up all night

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I believe I should be the lone judge on American Idol. And America should not vote. I should decree the results. This would greatly mitigate the ridiculous results that can happen, as last night a would-be-finalist was sent home and a few karaoke singers remained.

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