Ive eaten 1-3 pieces of Halloween candy every night since we had exactly zero kids stop by.

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I said yes for the airdrop

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Im such a boomer. When people say they're "using another client" Idk what that means. Are they just clicking a different icon than me? Is this client in the room with us? Is it easily accessed? Ive never used anything but the main one. And you people want me to keep jumping platform to platform. I legit cant lmao 🤣

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i consistently mute or restrict annoying acquaintances on social apps

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today's mindset: Being a mother means thinking about running away and, in the escape plan, including the children—who were the reason for running away in the first place.

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Please don’t laugh but I only now understood the name of the band 4 non blondes 🤣

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Oh no. I have eaten too much weed again.

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Thoughts of an introverted bissexual. Don’t want to get in another abuse relationship with men. So hard to find a decent men these days. Can’t find a girlfriend either and honestly, managing a relationship is a pain. What if I were to date a couple? They can entertain themselves when I want alone time, and that is 90% of my time 🤣 Nah… let’s focus on the pets and my son. Enough dating for a lifetime.

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I was the one who misspelled bulding on the farcaster homepage, where's my pfp photoshop

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Cutting back on social media has done me a world of good. I’ve been able to be much more discerning about where I put my energy and dedicate myself to things that make a lot more sense IRL.

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I stole a parking spot from an old lady and wrote about it 👼🏼 https://0fflinexo.substack.com/p/i-stole-a-parking-spot?r=21bjx0&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

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I have to confess 🫣 Woke up 30 minutes after the time I was supposed to leave the house. Still brushed my teeth for the full two minutes because my toothbrush gives me a sad face if I stop early. I may disappoint everyone else today, but not my toothbrush.

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I hate parents' group chats. I have 6 of them: a chat with a teacher, a chat without a teacher, chats for kids' clubs, blah-blah-blah... I've muted notifications everywhere. It's so annoying, mostly because parents just quibble over every single trifle, and I never feel like joining these types of conversations. I usually just scroll through everything once every couple of days. Sometimes I do miss some important information or see it too late, but it helps to keep me sane, and my kids are never mad at me because of that 🙌

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I would buy an iPhone Fold.

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recently, i get in moods where i start a conversation with people just to realize (literally seconds in) that i don't want to talk anymore. so i tell them "never mind," and if they're my friend i say "I'm sorry, i don't feel like talking anymore" 😭 this attitude is becoming way too frequent someone glared at me today bc of this☹️

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