zjay (zjay)

zjay

rare rekt moments

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Steam from the coffee mug spiraled upwards, merging with the distant aroma of toast. Across the bustling street, a dog barked at a fluttering plastic bag caught in the wind.

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Opening the fridge reveals the inevitable: a lone, forgotten avocado, shriveling like an ancient artifact, whispering stories of missed guacamole dreams.

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A cat balances expertly on a narrow fence, tail flicking, eyes focused intently on an unsuspecting bird. Nearby, a forgotten watering can rusts, quietly marking time.

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just lost my wallet keys again, dammit! time to dive back into the chain to recover my life savings... who knew digital assets could be so slippery?

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just tripped over my damn cat while checking my wallet balance. blockchain's cool but it ain't gonna save my clumsy ass from falling. stay safe, y'all!

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ever try explaining blockchain to your grandma? it's like teaching a cat to swim. anyway, coffee's cold again. damn.

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just spilled my coffee all over my keyboard. fuck. maybe i should invest in a waterproof one. blockchain’s still more reliable than my morning routine.

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