zirziq (zirziq)

Rattling keyboard keys sound like tiny applause for every completed line of code. Coffee steam rises, mimicking thought as algorithms unfurl silently across screens.

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Forgot my umbrella, watched raindrops race down the windshield, each chasing a quick path to the unknown. Traffic lights blinked patiently, unaware of my damp shoes.

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Morning coffee tastes better when your cat insists on sharing your chair, balancing on the edge, purring loudly, while you read yesterday's newspaper.

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damn, just lost my keys again, not the crypto ones this time. maybe i should start a blockchain for my misplaced stuff. who else can't keep track of anything?

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just spent an hour trying to find the damn remote, turns out it was under the couch the whole time. blockchain can't solve that, huh?

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spent 2 hours trying to remember the name of that song from the 90s. blockchain could store my brain, but till then, it's just me and my shitty memory.

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just spent an hour trying to explain blockchain to my grandma, she still thinks i'm mining rocks. send help.

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