Shoutout to the poor guy who thought he could social engineer his way into the FarCon Summit with me at the door Unfortunately for him I'm in the top 1% of bullshitters in the world and live in the city with some of the hardest doors First he tried showing me a screenshot so I asked him to pull up the email instead Then he showed me a forwarded email and I said it was forwarded from someone else Then he tried to gaslight me into thinking I don't understand how email works and it was specific to the email client that he used Then I asked him to pull up his Warpcast profile and he points to a cast with a picture of him and goes "see, that's me" I go "yeah, I believe that's your profile, it's just not the same one that's attached to the ticket you just showed me" And finally I break the unfortunate news that he's not getting in and he storms off into the streets of Williamsburg Better luck next year!
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Zinger avatar
btw I won’t forget you *or* the person whose ticket you tried to use, congrats to both for making it on my shitlist for future events :)
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six avatar
I apologized already man, no need to keep putting me on blast like this
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Delete your account
Haele avatar
My favorite was when people would come up saying they were “on the list”….my brothers I have the list right here and you still aren’t on it
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We must've been looking at the wrong list
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Haele avatar
In an iconic move, the person insisting they were on the list changed tactics immediately when I produced this list and started to try and find their name
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kevin j avatar
this is just how gmail works, have you heard of gmail?
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ceej avatar
tickets are soulbound means tickets are soulbound
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Emma avatar
gg to all involved
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alexander avatar
damn gabagool had a brutal week
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Angel avatar
@ him? I for one respect the hustle!
Nicki Sanders avatar
Haha daaaaamn
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