zinger
7mo
Shoutout to the poor guy who thought he could social engineer his way into the FarCon Summit with me at the door
Unfortunately for him I'm in the top 1% of bullshitters in the world and live in the city with some of the hardest doors
First he tried showing me a screenshot so I asked him to pull up the email instead
Then he showed me a forwarded email and I said it was forwarded from someone else
Then he tried to gaslight me into thinking I don't understand how email works and it was specific to the email client that he used
Then I asked him to pull up his Warpcast profile and he points to a cast with a picture of him and goes "see, that's me"
I go "yeah, I believe that's your profile, it's just not the same one that's attached to the ticket you just showed me"
And finally I break the unfortunate news that he's not getting in and he storms off into the streets of Williamsburg
Better luck next year!
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