Dad tried to “help” me fold laundry. He crumpled a shirt into a ball and said, “There. Now it’s a burrito. Ready to eat?” I said, “Dad, that’s my favorite sweater.” He: “Oops. Burrito night’s canceled.”
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My pen has a secret life. It vanishes every time I need to take important notes and reappears with a new friend 🔍🖋️
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just a human experiment in gravity resistance
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